Showing posts with label eating. Show all posts
Showing posts with label eating. Show all posts

Friday, July 18, 2008

things i have eaten today:

a solitary twix bar
one (1) bottle of water
1/2 of a small cheese sandwich

explanations forthcoming. maybe. come to champagne and cupcakes followed by summer fridays with thank you, robot with guests bad data (yay!) and newer team, we can't live in a cave.

i would like to give you a... HUG FROM THE HUGMONSTER STOMP STOMP STOMP!

Monday, February 4, 2008

food is expensive! boo!

i made some pretty fucking bad-ass curry chicken last night. it was a little two dollar curry paste packet from the grocery store that i added (with some butter) to some frozen, pre-cooked chicken i already had. combined with the basil rice i whipped up with a minimum of fuss, it was fucking DELICIOUS. like, so good. i even had some naan in from trader joe's in the freezer, which would have been a fantastic addition had i not burned it. anyway, it was awesome and, hoisted by my own petard, i thought there were PLENTY of leftovers for today's lunch--and maybe even tomorrow's! exciting!

yeah, negatory, good buddy. for one thing, my concoction seemed MUCH smaller by the time i put it in one container for my lunch. i would have blamed my dog if i had one. also, i brought one tiny cookie for breakfast so i ended up devouring all my curry at 11:20 am as a pathetic attempt to fill my cavernous insides. and it didn't even work cause i am still effing starving. LAME. WHY IS IT SO EXPENSIVE TO EAT, YO!? i will go get a bowl appetit for less than 2 dollars for lunch, but i was trying to spend NO DOLLARS at lunch.

OH SHIT I HAVE HALF A GRANOLA BAR IN MY PURSE SWEEEEEET!