random thoughts from today, 06/25/08

'oh the kitchen light is on. did i leave them on? oh. no. my roommate is back.' >slowly pulls up underwear before walking to the bathroom<

'blowing my nose shouldn't take this much effort.'

'i should write a sketch about film connosseuirs debating the merits of certain films as pinnacles of the genre, and then have them start listing the merits of the more well known genocides and ethnic cleansings were the best of their genre.'
>dibs on that, axford/gardner/oscar<

'i guess i am in that period before a personal performing breakthrough, where nothing makes sense and everything is teh suckness. or have i made it past that without even noticing... no, probably not.'

'hmmmmmmmm should i really ask someone out? no. probably not.'

'oh god chocolate and caramel and pretzels is the best ever omg there's even salt on top HOLY SHIT HOW AM I JUST FINDING OUT ABOUT THIS NOW!?'

'my friends are awesome'

food is expensive! boo!

i made some pretty fucking bad-ass curry chicken last night. it was a little two dollar curry paste packet from the grocery store that i added (with some butter) to some frozen, pre-cooked chicken i already had. combined with the basil rice i whipped up with a minimum of fuss, it was fucking DELICIOUS. like, so good. i even had some naan in from trader joe's in the freezer, which would have been a fantastic addition had i not burned it. anyway, it was awesome and, hoisted by my own petard, i thought there were PLENTY of leftovers for today's lunch--and maybe even tomorrow's! exciting!

yeah, negatory, good buddy. for one thing, my concoction seemed MUCH smaller by the time i put it in one container for my lunch. i would have blamed my dog if i had one. also, i brought one tiny cookie for breakfast so i ended up devouring all my curry at 11:20 am as a pathetic attempt to fill my cavernous insides. and it didn't even work cause i am still effing starving. LAME. WHY IS IT SO EXPENSIVE TO EAT, YO!? i will go get a bowl appetit for less than 2 dollars for lunch, but i was trying to spend NO DOLLARS at lunch.

OH SHIT I HAVE HALF A GRANOLA BAR IN MY PURSE SWEEEEEET!