your father friending you on facebook
grandmothers popping on gchat unexpectedly when you have a status message about cocks (even if it was a quote from a legitimate british television show)
incredibly rude assholes talking loudly during the end of a show because their show is next and they think they should already have been able to get onstage (NOT FUCKING TRUE, DICKWADS).
negative thought spirals
the F train
conversations about the following: comedy, other friends, ayn rand and the ridiculousness therein, die hard, college
the word shmugadoos
okay i will stop. friday! focus! expense reports!
1 hour ago