Thursday, July 17, 2008

hugs

another topic suggestion from kim ferguson.

i like giving hugs. i am a good height for hug-giving i think. and i give real hugs. none of this pussy, barely touching the shoulders bullshit. when i hug you... you motherfucking STAY hugged. it weirds me out when people hate hugs. i get that some people just aren't into touching each other, and that many have tragedy or abuse in their past that makes them uncomfortable with personal contact. my intentions are always innocent, and just a way to reestablish our personal bond, whatever the specifics may be. it reassures me, and in my selfish way, i want it to reassure you as well. i like to use hugging like bonobo chimpanzees use sex; to say a really quick 'hi', to reeassure one another, to maintain healthy social ties in the group, to show that i've missed someone, etc.

SO LET ME GIVE YOU A HUG! BAAAAH I'M A HUGMONSTER! STOMP! >hug< STOMP! >hug< STOMP!

3 comments:

benzado said...

You belong on a children's television show.

katie said...

*HUUUUUUUGS*

(oh wait, that's an internet hug. Are those allowed? ;) )

brendan said...

i am a hug monster too.