wikipedia, you don't know what benign means

Found along the bottom of all entries in the sleep portal:

Benign phenomena:

Dream · Exploding head syndrome · False awakening · Hypnagogia · Hypnic jerk · Lucid dream · Nightmare · Nocturnal emission · Sleep paralysis · Somnolence

yikes, wikipedia. don't want to know what you think the malignant sleep phenomena are.

in other news, i guess i STILL don't have bed bugs... but i want to know what the fuck that bug i found in my laundry bag thinks it was.

also, who the fuck keeps calling my cell from an 888 number and not leaving a message?