ways i have injured myself in the past 24 hours

i dropped (essentially threw) a clipboard from a tremendous height and it landed on my big toe, at an angle. it hurts.
i managed to sleep on my left wrist so weirdly that i woke up almost crying because it hurt so bad.
kicked myself in the leg, hard, while trying to pull off sneaker of one foot with other foot.
gave myself shin splints from running around trying to find people's desks on the 5 floors of this city block sized building. also, from taking the stairs each time.
in a stomach fight for eating curry. it was tasty curry though. boo.