also, when you eat a croissant out of a starbucks bag

when wearing a v-neck t-shirt under a wrap sweatshirt... you will get croissant down in what would be cleavage if you had cleavage.  and then you will have to awkwardly fish it out and then decide if you want to eat the crumbs or not.  you rationalize; it's not like it's dirty down there, it's clean skin.

and you're at work.

and you eat the crumbs anyway. 

AND THEN YOU WILL BLOG ABOUT IT.